Butter Me Up – I Am Bread Review

<p>Physics based games where you play as something you&&num;8217&semi;ve never played as before seem to be a new trend&period; Thankfully&comma; so far they&&num;8217&semi;ve been pretty good&comma; and <em>I Am Bread<&sol;em> is no different&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s nice to see a game with a sense of humor&comma; as well&period; I remember back in the PlayStation 2 era when games were funny&semi; they just had this wit about them that you don&&num;8217&semi;t really see in mainstream titles anymore&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m glad that Bossa Studios pumped some humor into a game about being a piece of bread&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>After finally getting the game to download and starting it up&comma; I was greeted with a funny load screen&period; The screen was all black&comma; and text in the lower right corner said &&num;8220&semi;I Am Loading&&num;8230&semi;&&num;8221&semi; I found that hilarious and was immediately excited to play the game&period; Once the game loads&comma; you are greeted with a refrigerator which acts as the main menu&period; Once you pick &&num;8220&semi;Play Game&comma;&&num;8221&semi; you&&num;8217&semi;re taken to the side of the fridge to see what the game has in store&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;90336" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-90336" style&equals;"width&colon; 683px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;08&sol;04183830&sol;i-am-bread&lowbar;201508241526371&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-90336" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;08&sol;04183830&sol;i-am-bread&lowbar;201508241526371&period;jpg" alt&equals;"I Am Bread" width&equals;"683" height&equals;"384" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-90336" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;I Am Bread&comma; Bossa Studios&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Surprisingly&comma; there are many modes to this game &&num;8212&semi; more than I bargained for&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ll begin with &&num;8220&semi;Story Mode&comma;&&num;8221&semi; due to the fact that you should start with that&semi; I didn&&num;8217&semi;t&comma; and I had a rough time with the other modes as a result&period; The &&num;8220&semi;Story Mode&comma;&&num;8221&semi; while being very shallow&comma; is humorous&period; When you begin story mode&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re met with a Doctor&&num;8217&semi;s file&period; After reading it&comma; you discover that you are in this Mr&period; Morton&&num;8217&semi;s house&comma; and the doctor seems to think that he&&num;8217&semi;s having a mental breakdown&period; In reality&comma; the bread has come to life and is messing up Mr&period; Morton&&num;8217&semi;s kitchen and various other rooms&period; As you progress&comma; you are given another look into Mr&period; Morton&&num;8217&semi;s file and his so called descent into madness&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You obviously play as a piece of bread&comma; and your goal – like all pieces of bread out there – is to become toast&period; The first level takes place in the kitchen&comma; and you are tasked with journeying across the kitchen to the toaster&period; I began fumbling with the controls and found out the hard way that you cannot land on the floor&period; I noticed the &&num;8220&semi;Edibility&&num;8221&semi; bar on the upper left corner of the screen but had no idea that was your life bar&period; I hit the floor and that bar immediately began to diminish&comma; so I failed my first outing as a piece of bread&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The reason I say to start in &&num;8220&semi;Story Mode&&num;8221&semi; is the fact that it slowly introduces you to the game&&num;8217&semi;s control scheme&period; If you try another mode first&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll have no idea what to do and waste your time&period; After beating the first level&comma; you will have a pretty good grasp on how to be a piece of bread&colon; the L1&comma; L2&comma; R1&comma; and R2 triggers control the four corners of the bread&period; You can also somewhat shuffle with the left thumb-stick&comma; but to really get moving&comma; you need to hold two triggers that face the direction you want to go and push the thumb-stick forward&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Should you do this properly&comma; the bread will flip over itself&comma; possibly knocking stuff off a table or getting jam on itself&period; This is the best way to travel if there&&num;8217&semi;s nothing rideable in the environment&period; The right thumb-stick moves the camera&comma; so you can properly line up your bread to make it to the toaster&comma; and finally&comma; the four face buttons grip onto objects&period; You&&num;8217&semi;ll need to grip objects to throw them and smash things&comma; control items&comma; and stick to walls in order to maneuver&period; Once you get this down&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll be able to easily frolic and play as a piece of whole bread&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;90339" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-90339" style&equals;"width&colon; 705px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;08&sol;04183821&sol;116552&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-90339" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;08&sol;04183821&sol;116552&period;jpg" alt&equals;"I Am Bread" width&equals;"705" height&equals;"396" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-90339" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;I Am Bread&comma; Bossa Studios&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The other modes are quite fun but can get old very fast&period; In &&num;8220&semi;Bagel Race&comma;&&num;8221&semi; you get to be a tasty bagel&comma; zipping around the map of your choice&comma; hitting checkpoints to keep your time low&period; The better the time&comma; the easier it is for you to unlock the next map in the mode and continue your journey racing around the house&period; The controls are similar to story mode &&num;8212&semi; the only huge change is that you only use two trigger buttons since the bagel doesn&&num;8217&semi;t have any corners&period; If you can get the bagel to stay standing up&comma; you have the best chance of beating the unlock requirements&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;Rampage&&num;8221&semi; mode is pretty fun&semi; you play as a Baguette that obviously has some anger issues&period; The goal is to destroy as many objects as possible within the time limit to unlock the next map&period; The grip ability makes this easier because you can pull down entire stacks of plates with your rampaging Baguette&period; &&num;8220&semi;Cheese Hunt&&num;8221&semi; is another mode you can play around in&period; In this mode&comma; you play as Crackerbread that seeks to find cheese&period; Controls are the same here&comma; but you must find five pieces of cheese in the map&comma; and the better the time you get&comma; the faster you unlock the next map&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The next mode is &&num;8220&semi;Zero G&period;&&num;8221&semi; In this mode&comma; you are a piece of bread with a jetpack&comma; but the jetpack is hard to control&period; You have to maneuver the bread into a toaster in a zero gravity environment&comma; performing barrel rolls to dodge obstacles and reach your goal&period; The final mode is &&num;8220&semi;Free Roam&comma;&&num;8221&semi; which is pretty self explanatory&period; You can roam around the map and do whatever you like as any of the breads&comma; and with this I found that life as a piece of bread is even more boring than my own life&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>I Am Bread<&sol;em> is a refreshing game with a good sense of humor and some interesting ideas&semi; however&comma; it gets old pretty fast&period; I can&&num;8217&semi;t see myself sitting in front of my PS4 for an entire evening playing as a piece of bread&period; It is very fun in short doses&comma; but it drags on the more you play&period; There also isn&&num;8217&semi;t as much content as I first believed&period; Sure&comma; there are lots of modes&comma; but they all take place on the same maps&comma; and those maps get pretty dreary after awhile&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It would have been nice to see the studio add a map maker so that you could make your own kitchen in the game and so on&period; That doesn&&num;8217&semi;t detract from the overall game though&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s fun&comma; intuitive&comma; and fresh &&num;8212&semi; aspects most games are lacking nowadays&period; So&comma; if you have some &&num;8220&semi;dough&&num;8221&semi; &lpar;get it&quest;&rpar; in your PS4 wallet&comma; this game is worth picking up and looking into&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>A PS4 code of I Am Bread was provided by Bossa Studios for review purposes&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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