Reviews

Duke Nukem makes his long awaited return to video games. You know what? It's not very good.

It may have seen better days | Toy Soldiers Review

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An example of how not to port a game.

To Catch a Kingslayer | The Witcher 2 Review

by Mark Villamor

The Witcher 2 makes its way to the Xbox 360 but should it have stayed on the PC? Find out in our Witcher 2 review.

“You’re Killing Dudes With A Vibrator!” No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise Review

So, this is awkward. Isn't it?

Tentacles: Not just for Japanese schoolgirls anymore | The Darkness II Review

A bland shooter with an engaging story, The Darkness 2 is actually a pleasant surprise. Especially if you like hentai.

Playing Dead / The Walking Dead: A New Day Review

Jack is the genuine floundering article on how not to survive a zombie apocalypse, so how did he do in The Walking Dead?

A Terrifying Trip Down Memory Lane | Silent Hill 3 HD Review

The new HD paint job on the classic survival horror tale of Silent Hill 3 only elevates the already terror-soaked atmosphere. This is one terrifying redo that doesn't lose one...

Free is For Me | Motorstorm RC Review

While MotorStorm: RC does not push the Vita to the limits in any department, it is a fun and addictive racing title. Plus, if you live in the US or...

Bloody Frustrating | Conan Review

Conan has a long and storied history in the literary world. His video game plays more like an unnecessary chapter that was excised by a wise editor.

It’s pronounced like “Mayo Sex” | Deus Ex: Human Revolution Review

A game set in the near future where some people have guns for arms and you can get your douchey sunglasses operated directly into your face.

Doing America Proud | Captain America: Super Soldier Review

The First Avenger returns to the video game world to bust some Hydra (red) skulls. Wield the legendary shield in a game full of fun combat and interesting locations.

WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2011 Review

If you played one WWE game by THQ, you've played them all. Find out why in our latest review.

Well Here We Go Again | Prototype 2 Review

New York has been reduced to bubbling puddles of gristle, and it's up to James Heller to find out who's done it; when he gets round to it that is.

Sisyphus would be proud | Warhammer 40K Space Marine Review

One would think that making excessive amounts of gore boring was a difficult task. But if that's the case, then one has obviously not played THQ's latest take on the...

The Good Kind of Nightmare | Silent Hill: Downpour Review

Silent Hill: Downpour is a welcome return to the series surival horror roots. Only a few missteps mar an otherwise fun and creepy experience.

The Overlook | Little Deviants Review

Many who had pre-ordered the Vita back in February of this year, got Little Deviants as a free game pre-loaded onto the 4gb memory card bundled inside the box. Now...

Useless Doctor Clock and his Toasted Sandwich of Lies

Is this perhaps the worst game Jack has ever played? Yes, yes it is. Now read and find out why!

Eat Chainsaw Mother – Oops | Shank 2 Review

All work and no play makes Jack want to shove a chainsaw down your throat...

Hero of Time Rises Again | The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D Review

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is one of the most revered video games in the history of the industry. The original released during a time where games were...

Tearing up Liberty City | Grand Theft Auto III Review

by Sean House

GTA V will be with is in the not so distant future, but we should not forget which game it stemmed from, especially when that game is GTA III, the...

A Space Time Continuum | Dragon, Fly! Review

by Sean House